Robert Monday’s Reviews > Brief Interviews with Hideous Men > Status Update

"Your family likes you. You are bright and quiet, respectful to elders -- though you are not without spine. You are largely good. You look out for your little sister. You are her ally. You were six when she was zero and you had the mumps when they brought her home in a very soft yellow blanket; you kissed her hello on her feet out of concern that she not catch your mumps."