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654: BRENNAN IS BACK???? Damn this book is a mess of plot twists like jesus christ let me live for like a second before SWITCHING PERPECTIVES and then SAYING HER DEAD BROTHER IS ALIVE JESUS

640: having her mary sue moment sacrificing herself for everyone else

592: Knew he ex was bad lmao called it again.

585: Venin are real, so I was right about her father's stories lol. Also where did this come from again???

582: third act conflict cause of course he's doing some sketch shit lol. Bodhi W for saying "oh shit" and just turning away lmao. He's probably gonna have a "come back and save their asses" moment

So the book is actually 674 pages so I'll just rant here
517: The fables are definitely about the place she lives in no fucking way. Also, I'm tired of the tension blah blah blah

wtf is a "slickened core"
they spelled cum wrong lol --> "come"
they both say they're on a fertility suppressant WHEEZE
they destroyed the room lmao

why does every male gotta growl

of course she weilds lightning and also yey jack is dead took long enough

"This isn't about me" WOW IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT? CHRIST YOU'RE ANNOYING.