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Look, I am a smut girlie.... I do not shy away from that.... BUT CAN WE NORMALISE NORMAL SIZES of 🍆.

I am so sick of reading "It's so big", "It won't fit", "You can take more", "I am only half way in"....

LIKE STOP IT....
Oct 03, 2024 01:24AM

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message 1: by ~Jennifer~ (new)

~Jennifer~ I feel the same way!


message 2: by Koisty (new)

Koisty ~Jennifer~ wrote: "I feel the same way!"

It is just becoming ridiculous!!!!


message 3: by Anna-Maria (new)

Anna-Maria Kollia I understand what you mean, sometimes it bothers me too


message 4: by Koisty (new)

Koisty Anna-Maria wrote: "I understand what you mean, sometimes it bothers me too"

It was manageable for a while but I've been reading a few contemporary book and its LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE.... I am getting so annoyed!


message 5: by SK (new)

SK Exactlyyyy


message 6: by Koisty (new)

Koisty SK wrote: "Exactlyyyy"

Why do authors think this is cool?


message 7: by Koisty (new)

Koisty ellieִ⋆。°⚝ wrote: "OMG THIS IS ONE OF MY ICKS IN BOOKS
ITS ALWAYS MASSIVE
LIKE HUGE"


IT IS NOT DEMURE AND NOT MINDFUL!


message 8: by Koisty (new)

Koisty Lilja(Percys version) wrote: "”Its huge it won’t fit””you can take it”
BACK AWAY SIR IM A MINOR
😊😊😊😊😊🖕🖕"


ummmm 👀👀👀👀


Milo (if lost, return to hot fictional character) also, it's not sexy to be impaled by a body part. that shit gotta hurt


message 10: by tara シ (new)

tara シ Yh it’s so weird


message 11: by Koisty (new)

Koisty Milo (if lost, return to hot fictional character) wrote: "also, it's not sexy to be impaled by a body part. that shit gotta hurt"

I keep thinking.... where is it going to go? MY CERVIX IS IN THE WAY!


message 12: by Koisty (new)

Koisty ﹒⪩⪨﹒ tara ﹒⪩⪨﹒ wrote: "Yh it’s so weird"

So Weird!


message 13: by Leonie (new)

Leonie Girl for real. If I read about any python jokes again.....no, just not


message 15: by T.S (new)

T.S FR 😂 they be making it look like an entire sword is entering their coochi


message 16: by Koisty (new)

Koisty Leonie (semi hiatus) wrote: "Girl for real. If I read about any python jokes again.....no, just not"

PYTHON??? I don't think I have seen that one yet!


message 17: by Koisty (new)

Koisty ♥︎ Heather ⚔ wrote: "lol for real"
😂😂😂


message 18: by Koisty (new)

Koisty Tonya˖° wrote: "FR 😂 they be making it look like an entire sword is entering their coochi"

PAIN!!!! THAT IS ALL IT IS!


message 19: by Leonie (new)

Leonie Koisty wrote: "Leonie (semi hiatus) wrote: "Girl for real. If I read about any python jokes again.....no, just not"

PYTHON??? I don't think I have seen that one yet!"


Yeah it´s in that "What lies beyond the veil". That series. She refers to it as a python and says that she can feel it in her stomach. Her freakin´ stomach......


message 20: by Koisty (new)

Koisty Leonie (semi hiatus) wrote: "Koisty wrote: "Leonie (semi hiatus) wrote: "Girl for real. If I read about any python jokes again.....no, just not"

PYTHON??? I don't think I have seen that one yet!"

Yeah it´s in that "What lies..."


Now all I am going to be thinking about is snake babies! 😂


message 21: by Leonie (new)

Leonie Koisty wrote: "Leonie (semi hiatus) wrote: "Koisty wrote: "Leonie (semi hiatus) wrote: "Girl for real. If I read about any python jokes again.....no, just not"

PYTHON??? I don't think I have seen that one yet!"
..."


Yeah it was not hot. She also called it "his prized flesh" at some point. Like girly pop no. That´s not sexy


message 22: by whatstellareads (new)

whatstellareads Finally someone said it! Why does it always has to be gigantic?


mystery girl 🌷 LMAO literally, cause wdym its 8 inches 😭😭😭 wheres that going


ˋ✧*⁀➷ ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ (med school got me good) LOUDER LOUDER LOUDERRRRRR


message 25: by Tanu (new)

Tanu FR!!😭


message 26: by Koisty (new)

Koisty Leonie (semi hiatus) wrote: "Koisty wrote: "Leonie (semi hiatus) wrote: "Koisty wrote: "Leonie (semi hiatus) wrote: "Girl for real. If I read about any python jokes again.....no, just not"

PYTHON??? I don't think I have seen ..."


Ewwwwww. That book went down my TBR thanks!


message 27: by Koisty (new)

Koisty whatstellareads wrote: "Finally someone said it! Why does it always has to be gigantic?"

Haha you are welcome! and I DUNNOOOO 😭😭😭


message 28: by Koisty (new)

Koisty mystery girl 🌷 wrote: "LMAO literally, cause wdym its 8 inches 😭😭😭 wheres that going"

NOT IN ME!


message 29: by Koisty (new)

Koisty ˋ✧*⁀➷ ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ (Levi Ackerman's wife) wrote: "LOUDER LOUDER LOUDERRRRRR"

If I could scream it MORE I would!


message 30: by Koisty (new)

Koisty Tanu wrote: "FR!!😭"

HAHA


message 31: by MiMi (new)

MiMi Yeeessss!!! Like come on!


message 32: by Koisty (new)

Koisty MYMY wrote: "Yeeessss!!! Like come on!"

EXACTLY!


message 33: by LoveBooks (new)

LoveBooks hahahhahha yessss!!


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