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Life size chocolate gorilla???! 🤣 okay then

Oh, that's nothing, nothing at all. I know I use the word bonkers quite a lot. This is beyond BONKERS. The chocolate shop has gone and is now a séance parlour, that's fair enough. The two sisters (younger alcoholic versions of Hinge & Bracket) are now learning how to use crystal balls and tarot cards, that's also fine. Also ,one of the sisters is writing a story which is so gruesome, even I have had to put the book down a couple of times. And then there is another back story entirely involving the women who is teaching them to be mystics. And, there is also a Jack the Ripper style monster terrorising the heath.

Simon wrote: "Oh, that's nothing, nothing at all. I know I use the word bonkers quite a lot. This is beyond BONKERS. The chocolate shop has gone and is now a séance parlour, that's fair enough. The two sisters (..."

Sounds bloody marvellous! 😂 Good Lord I’ve not thought about Hinge and Bracket since the 80’s. Used to watch them with my dear mum 🥹 great memories

"Do people really have orgies or are they imaginary? Either way, I would like to have one, before it's too late, perhaps a quieter one for older people"

with every turn of the page, it gets odder and odder. If I didn't know better I would think J had put some shrooms in my tea,

Simon wrote: ""Do people really have orgies or are they imaginary? Either way, I would like to have one, before it's too late, perhaps a quieter one for older people"

with every turn of the page, it gets odder ..."

A quieter one for older people 🤣🤣🤣 I’d say they’d have to up the volume, if anything, so they didn’t have to keep their hearing aids in to appreciate the heavy sighing and moans of pensioner pleasure 🤭I’ve just given myself the worst visual, I’m off to pour a glass of wine 🤣

Holy shit, they are making this into a TV series!!!!!!!!!!! Eve Myles' (Gwen from Torchwood) production company has brought the rites.