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How's our ned gonna get outta this one

Ned chapters:
'He's a wildcard'
'But I'm glad he's in our deck'
'Let's hope we come up trumps'
'Unless there's a joker in the pack'

Dany chapters:
and now to spend an entire page listing the thirty to forty rings tangled in Khal Drogo's soiled moustache

Martin taking every opportunity to tell his readers how leng Margarey will be in the next book

Oh great Bran is already being fucking weird

They should do something about those white walkers nip that in the bud real quick

If you want a harmless little laugh just imagine Nathan Rogers saying 'a game? Of thrones? Right.'

I have absolutely no fucking clue why I'm doing this