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Fuck, it’s all I can do not to laugh when all three of their mouths drop open at my statement. Turning after my epic mic drop, I head toward the front door. Before I can get to it, a hand grabs me. Instinct has me reacting unconsciously, and before I know it, Tristan is flipping over my shoulder, and a loud thump echoes through the room as he lands flat on his back on the floor.
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His words have me swiftly releasing his package in surprise. “Oh, okay then.” I let go and pat it gently. “Good to hear you’re an equal opportunity perv. But I am a taco lover and not into sausage, so I’m afraid you’re batting zero with both of the Russo siblings.” I step
— Oct 27, 2024 04:05PM
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me away, but I hold on tight, which makes it more painful for him.
“Did you offer Gio the same thing, or is it because I’m female and you thought hitting on me was appropriate? Did you not hear my dad tell you I was learning the ropes?”
He quickly nods. “Yes, yes, totally hit on him too, and he shot me down, but at least he wasn’t violent about it. Fuck, please stop.”
— Oct 27, 2024 04:05PM
“Did you offer Gio the same thing, or is it because I’m female and you thought hitting on me was appropriate? Did you not hear my dad tell you I was learning the ropes?”
He quickly nods. “Yes, yes, totally hit on him too, and he shot me down, but at least he wasn’t violent about it. Fuck, please stop.”
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My finger slides lower, and I press my chest to his, biting my lip as I peer up at him from under my eyelashes. His breathing increases and his pupils dilate as he stares down at me. My hand brushes against the bulge in his pants, and his breathing hitches slightly before it quickly turns into a high-pitched whine as I grab hold of his package and squeeze.
“Oh fuck, what are you doing?” He tries to push
— Oct 27, 2024 04:05PM
“Oh fuck, what are you doing?” He tries to push
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“Holy fuck,” he whispers, staring up at me with a look of awe. “Please marry me. It just so happens I like to eat pussy too, so we already have so much in common. I mean, I’m equal opportunity about what I put my mouth on, and dick is on my approved list too, but that doesn’t matter.”
— Oct 26, 2024 11:04PM
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I was around chapter 3 when I started skimming and skipping
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