justdoe_’s Reviews > The Life and Crimes of Hoodie Rosen > Status Update

what are we thinking

for a school book its actually pretty decent
the names and religious stuff are insanely confusing tho
hbu

justdoe_ wrote: "for a school book its actually pretty decent
the names and religious stuff are insanely confusing tho
hbu"

lame hate all the characters writing is ok ig

like the mc Is just boy who likes girl whose family doesn't like him and the mc's bsf is so annoying omfg

ok mayyyybebebebee i wanna kill the anna marie girl and the best friend
and the dad
....and the mc
BUT THE SIBLING THAT WAS THROWING THINGS OFF THE ROOF THEY GET MY LOVE THEIR THE ONLY REASON THE BOOK SURVIVED

bro Anna Marie is WAY to cool for hoodie she needs to stop being all "omg hoodie ur so cool and I want ur number" or whatever like shut up u can do better. go find some girl to be ur partner instead

and yuhs the sister is cool also Ziggy

OMG YES anna marie litterly acts like this random dude who quite litterly is living in the 18 hundreds is this insanely cool guy
meanwhile shes taking pictures and posting litterly everything with her little cellular device like the little girly girly she is (no hate to like 60% of our school)
like istg i skipped a chapter and he keeps calling her his gf so idk what exactly happened BUT YOU ARE NOT TOGETHER AFTER TALKING LIKE TWICE IN YOUR ACTUAL DREAMS
it was smth like "i cant believe that he found about about my friend- actwually no-------- GIRLfriend" LIKE NO STFU IM GOING TO STAPLE YOUR LIPS SHUT
omog yes the sisters are eppepiiiccc they get an a++ gold star kiss emoji xoxoxoxoxooxo

justdoe_ wrote: "OMG YES anna marie litterly acts like this random dude who quite litterly is living in the 18 hundreds is this insanely cool guy
meanwhile shes taking pictures and posting litterly everything with ..."

omg I CANT with him I hate the mc whenever he talks i cringe and subconsciously reach for my knife



like remember that scene he was watching her tiktoks like a WEIRDO omg I was cringing to death it was so gross

he was like wac=tching her dance and the way he narrated it so bad omg

and exactly u went on 1 date and now they're in love ??? helloooo??????????????????

dude when he litterly fell asleep while watching her dance while prob staring at smth smth i was praying the sister would rat him out to the dad BUT OFC THE SISTER WOULDNT DO THAT SHES TOO NICE OF A CHARACTER
im planning their marriage (and their divorce)

justdoe_ wrote: "dude when he litterly fell asleep while watching her dance while prob staring at smth smth i was praying the sister would rat him out to the dad BUT OFC THE SISTER WOULDNT DO THAT SHES TOO NICE OF ..."

bro like why didn't the sister be like "ur not supposed to be looking at that we're orthodox Jews"

looks like we have a rebel over here