My Little Forest’s Reviews > Murders I Fell in Love with > Status Update

I'm just gonna leave this here:
"Minutes later came this crash and the old door burst open: four sweaty cops in their odd blue shirts and white helmets, stood there; guns drawn. They were indeed a lovely sight.... I blew a kiss at them."

"I sounded like a character in one of my worst books." Why does this speak volumes to me?

"When a man is guarding property worth millions, he can't afford even a small mistake, and Danny Flynn made a big one." Great opening line