julia’s Reviews > My Husband > Status Update

“…i have no reason to cry. if i had to explain to a passerby why im crying, what could i possibly tell them? that im devastated because my husband thinks im a clementine? that im falling to pieces because he ordered lasagna? that im in tears because he left a substantial tip?“

“is it bizarre to feel tenderness toward my husband’s dandruff? i imagine that love is fed by such traces left in a piece of clothing or on a sheet, and that all the lovers of the world are affected by them.”