Aisyah’s Reviews > The Song of Achilles > Status Update

Such a beautiful story, I have tears in my eyes. I can't wait to start Circe next

Oh my god, of course Briseis is in love with Patroclus. She's smart, she knows he's the one who asked Achilles to choose her and in turn, saving her life.

I'm so mad at the movie Troy for fucking up everything. Patroclus is Achilles' lover, not his cousin, and Briseis is not Achilles' lover, in fact, she's in love with his lover. Damn, how did it all get so twisted

Oh shittttt

It's a traaaaaaaapppp

I can't believe Achiless just pulled the age old "let's compare the size of our hands" move. We have a rizz master over here

Oh godddd this is like when the popular high school jock chooses you, a nobody, as his girlfriend to the amazement of everyone. Damn, Achilles got me blushing and twirling my hair. I understand you, Patroclus.

Oh god I'm already crying

Who would have thought 10yo Patroclus is lame af lol