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And then everyone clapped. you have got to be fucking kidding me.

Imagine being a background character in this and just watching the weird girl have a breakdown over the course of like. Two months while literally every hot boy in school asks her out for no reason. Bizarro world.

The use of parentheticals in that script is legitimately making me tweak out a little. Who let this get published?

Not to spam w updates but how the fuck does this girl reference vocab w origin specific to Star Trek AND throw in a Gone With The Wind reference and still think color film only came around in the 1980s

God bless

“Heck, you could learn something from Galaxy Quest” Damian says as if that isn’t legitimately one of the better space movies AND pieces of fandom meta commentary out there. I hate this book.

“Seriously. It’s like one of those ancient movies in the 80s. Like when we first got color film or something.”

Kole. Are you actually fucking stupid. This book is already horrendous but that line made me angry. If I knew Kole in high school it would be ON SIGHT

Absolutely abysmal. They never get this kind of book right and idk if it’s just because I haven’t read something like this in a while, but this one seems particularly egregious.