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I want to know whatever Lindsay straub was on when she wrote this. This is such a fever dream.

What is with all these weird ass names if we’re just going to say “I prefer Lily/leo/Tem(lol horrible nickname)” this is hilarious and heinously delightful

I have so many questions. Like why is a basilisk dumb enough to look at its reflection in a puddle if they know it’ll kill it? And how many princes are there?! Or is this like a … bride once a year kind of thing?