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Nothing more sapphic than the back of someone's knees

I was unprepared for the hard swing in to ableist denigrations about dementia patients. What the fuck is happening?!

Has Moon been dead for 40 years?!

*Sports Announcer Voice*: And its a terrible hot take from the therapist, John. I think that can set [Y/N] back this season.

*"John" Sports Announcer Voice*: Oooh, this is gonna hurt- I guess we know why they offer a free first session!

Srsly, worst therapist ever. Well, maybe not the worst but it was not the right approach.

This book is bananas. I'm not a huge fan of authors who use big words just to use them but it fits the obsessiveness of the narrator. I don't know if I'm just in the perfectly fucked-up headspace where this is vibing or if the audiobook narrator is just doing a good job or (and I suspect this is the truth) unhinged women are vastly compelling.