Brooke ♥booklife4life♥’s Reviews > Death, Taxes, and a Skinny No-Whip Latte > Status Update

border patrol dogs are NEVER going to hit on beef jerky, wtf.

I've been surrounded by various breeds of dog throughout my entire 30+ years of life, I've NEVER seen any of them be excited about mayonnaise.

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You really jumped to "fleas" when that girl scratched herself but YOU have been scratching for DAYS and think it's just dandruff! This MC is not likeable

Oh she said the skinny no whip part

you can't complain about being on a budget when you bought stuff from Victoria Secret (or maybe i'm just super poor and VS isn't even that expensive)

ugh is this going to be the vibe of the whole book?? the first word in the title is DEATH and yet all you wanna do is talk about lacey underwear and you 'orgasm quota'

How big is the mansion though? Six figures US is a lot of money in Mexico so it could be enough for both homes