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I watched as our planet came in to view. It was like a glowing blue and white blob of greatness. You wouldn’t believe it but from out there our world looks really peaceful; as if all that goes on is animals playing together and fishes swimming around the oceans. But we know that’s not true: we know it’s a place of drudgery and illness and loneliness and despair and getting ripped off and wanting to be left alone.
— Apr 29, 2016 12:33PM
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Arthur Graham
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‘It’s a penis.’
‘That’s right,’ Shane said. ‘It’s a penis.’
‘But what’s it doing on your forehead?’
‘I have absolutely no idea.’
— May 04, 2016 07:09PM
‘That’s right,’ Shane said. ‘It’s a penis.’
‘But what’s it doing on your forehead?’
‘I have absolutely no idea.’
Arthur Graham
is on page 222 of 260
So I left the job centre feeling as if Sue had taken a shit on me from a great height. To make matters worse there hadn’t been any decent vacancies listed in the job centre; there were just different categories of shit jobs. There were shit jobs, shitter jobs and the shittest jobs in the world. There were definitely no jobs in the not shit category; it was just fifty shades of shit.
— May 04, 2016 05:06PM
Arthur Graham
is on page 212 of 260
‘Gnome fetish?’ I said as I lit a rollie. ‘The fuck is a gnome fetish?’
‘You’re familiar with gnomes, right?’
‘Noam Chomsky?’
— May 03, 2016 05:58PM
‘You’re familiar with gnomes, right?’
‘Noam Chomsky?’
Arthur Graham
is on page 196 of 260
At the end of the day, when you've got nothing, it's hard to fight back against the business bastards. You can ignore the court orders; you can ignore the pigs and the politicians; you can even ignore the bailiffs for a long time. But you can't ignore the business bastards. Money fucks you.
— May 03, 2016 06:56AM
Arthur Graham
is on page 176 of 260
The cop swipes me under his nose and confirms that I’m a blunt although he refers to me as a cigar made out of marijuana.
— May 01, 2016 03:09PM
Arthur Graham
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It’s a strange thing eating up your own hand.
— May 01, 2016 11:49AM
Arthur Graham
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I don’t want to be a bellboy or a supermarket till boy; I don’t want to be a desk jockey or a retail assistant selling sportswear to the morbidly obese. I want to be a philosopher. I want to sit in silence every day and think deeply. But because nobody will pay me to be a philosopher I’ve got to do something mind curdling for eight hours a day, five days a week.
— May 01, 2016 09:44AM
Arthur Graham
is on page 107 of 260
I don’t know if you’ve ever been before but Coniston Water is a pretty place. It has some old wooden rowing boats and a steam yacht bobbing up and down on it, and all around are these sprawling mountains. It feels very wild; like behind every cluster of trees you’d find a gorilla taking a shit.
— Apr 27, 2016 06:04PM
Arthur Graham
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Nobody cares about the real you. They only care about the personality you created online; the clown that you placed on the world’s stage. And as the years roll by you begin to resent that personality more and more, but you can’t do anything about it because you know that half of your fan base is only coming back to watch some idiot you made up for a bit of a laugh. I hope other YouTubers watching this take note.
— Apr 27, 2016 05:28PM
Arthur Graham
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The YouTube audience comprises of two types of viewers which you have to cater for at the same time. While being irritating enough to provoke revulsion in half of your viewers; you also have to convince the other half that what you are doing is totes amazeballs and then watch as both factions go to war with each other. That way everybody’s happy – especially the advertisers.
— Apr 27, 2016 05:05PM
