Elithanathile’s Reviews > Five Minutes Longer > Status Update

// I am really fucking glad that I decided to FINALLY crack this series open :-D!! I am also really glad I already own ALL of the books!!! To be frank, the only thing that downplays how fantastic this series sounds are the really crappy covers, they are really fucking ugly!! That said, upon starting this book, I can tell it's going to be fantastic and I am really going to enjoy it :-D!!! Book, be fucking fantastic!!!

This book specifically states how Finn’s brother is a homophobic bully and his mother is a selfish CUNT, so this author better not fucking piss me off by allowing these two reprobates, degenerates, and absolute wastes of life + oxygen to get away with their evil + despicable behavior!! Finn better not be a fucking doormat + he better fucking shut + smack them down + eliminate them from his life completely forever!!

// Finally cracking this book open!! Here we go!!!