Alexandra’s Reviews > The Three Musketeers > Status Update

"I send my regards to Satan" okay drama queen

Never thought I'd say this but I'm done with all this yearning let's get back to the damn plot!

Too French alert! D'artagnan is discovering his sexuality through an affair

Oh yeah tell us just how enormous his sword is Dumas

Didn't realize this actually happened, my apologies Alexandre Dumas I did not respect your game