Status Update

Sarah is 15% done

so where’s the baby? does she need to borrow my maternity dress?

— Dec 15, 2024 11:02AM

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Sarah’s Previous Updates

Sarah is 89% done

no more nickleback? :’(

— Dec 15, 2024 12:43PM

Sarah is 88% done

a maternity dress!!

— Dec 15, 2024 12:42PM

Sarah is 85% done

man put on a suit to eat mcdonald’s

— Dec 15, 2024 12:40PM

Sarah is 73% done

SHE DOESN’T LIKE NICKLEBACK 💀💀

— Dec 15, 2024 12:10PM

Sarah is 60% done

thirty overdue library books?? i swear i can’t take this book seriously

— Dec 15, 2024 11:59AM

Sarah is 56% done

LED vs IUD yes the same thing. i have iud’s all over my christmas tree

— Dec 15, 2024 11:56AM

Sarah is 55% done

“i couldn’t take a chance. what if she thought the dress was white and gold?” lmfao wft

— Dec 15, 2024 11:55AM

Sarah is 50% done

i’m getting second hand embarrassment from this dress argument

— Dec 15, 2024 11:41AM

Sarah is 47% done

remember all the friendships that dress ruined in 2013

— Dec 15, 2024 11:38AM

Sarah is 43% done

SHE KILLED HIM?? okay i take the nonchalant thing back

— Dec 15, 2024 11:35AM

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