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"-although it was also a rather sweaty face, and currently scowling at him as if she'd like to stab him with her furled parasol. He wished she would. Pretty was nice; naughty was ever so much better."

EXCUSE ME LMFAO
Literally "She could step on me and I'd thank her" but 1890s