Crimson’s Reviews > Deck His Halls > Status Update

“Mr. Keegan Walker, this is Officer Roy with Lexington Police Department. Um, sir, we have received many calls from several parties concerning your and that of Ms. Mika Robertson’s health.” I didn’t hear shit else; I fainted. When I came to, the cover was up to my neck; I was still naked. Two red-faced EMTs stared at me. I knew I would be the highlight of their night.