Alice’s Reviews > American Psycho > Status Update

This book is so much more interesting when he’s not just running errands and beating people up afterwards

I stopped reading this because he killed a dog and now he’s killed another dog, shit talked a pride festival, got an erection for Bono of U2 and had his make friend confess his love for him in a bathroom cubicle????

I tell her I would like to tit-fuck her and then maybe cut her arms off, but the music, George Michael singing “Faith,” is too loud and she can’t hear me. 🎀
George Michael mentioned 10/10