David L. Needham’s Reviews > Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? > Status Update

Picture this. You're on a sandy beach, minding your own business, when a creeper comes up. It starts to hiss, and then, BPPHHBBTPHTBBBPHT!! The creeper farts! That's what the creeper's like! It makes me laugh so hard, I nearly fall over!