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"he, in his excitement, did something inappropriate, as if he had forgotten that I was a girl and he wasn't supposed to touch me: he hugged me tight, and kissed me on the cheek, a noisy kiss. Then he became confused, apologized, and yet he couldn't contain himself, he cried"
me whenever i go near a girl

reading this while eating pasta to transport me to 1950s naples (its cheaper than flying)