Dany Jay’s Reviews > Shadow of Night > Status Update

I am sorry, but homegirl is SO DUMB, wanders off with someone who has disliked her and sabotaged her since the beginning of this fucking book and then surprise pikachu faces when he tries to kill her. As for Christopher Marlowe's "plan" (yes, THE christopher marlowe, YES, it IS obnoxious) , it entirely relies on dumbass diana just HAPPENING to run into him when he's got a "trap" set.

Omfg they're having sex and he's repeating "i'm inside you giving you life" and i am DYING this man has had 1500 years to perfect sexy talk and THIS IS ALL HE'S GOT

I am getting right sick of matthew's "i'm a vampire so it is in MY NATURE to be toxic and controlling" bullshit. I would stake this bitch so fast

This conversation about vampires in romance fiction is genuinely so obnoxious and unoriginal, particularly coming from a husband who has outright referred to his wife as "someTHING that belongs to him" fuck. Off.

Sorry, one more, it is SO WEIRD that his DAD keeps pushing them to have sex!

I actually looked it up because I'm petty and common law marriages are not even recognised in New York, where their's supposedly took place.

This hoe does not understand what a common law marriage is and it is pissing me off so much "wE'vE bEeN mArRiEd ThReE tImEs" yes, and NOTHING THE FUCK ELSE HAS HAPPENED

I actually dont have a huge problem with self-insert vibes in romance (you do you hunty) but this does get to the point where it's like jesus christ we GET it, you did a degree