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That was supposed to go along with this percentage 🙄

“Why isn’t she taken and popping out kidlets yet? Wasn’t she engaged to the youngest weasel?”
“I think so,” said Theo, “but let us remember that Granger was snogging international quidditch players at age 14. Menfolk might have peaked early for her.” LOL

Rereading because I’m in a dramione mood

Lol at the skull of mary magdalene being sentient and draco back talking it

Predicting that Zabini is nefarious

As it turned out, Granger’s moment of pure self-indulgence? Her terrible indiscretion? Her vice?

Visiting a library.

“A library?” repeated Draco.

“Yes. At Tynstesfield.”

Draco wanted to scream with laughter, but felt that would be unprofessional. He settled for gasping out, “The decadence.”

“I wish you’d go away,” said Granger with cutting sincerity.

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Love the start of this dramione fanfic!!!

“We don’t exactly get along,” said Draco in a vast understatement.

“Are you telling me that some school-time unpleasantness from fifteen years ago will interfere with your ability to carry out this assignment?” asked Tonks.

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