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“You know why Baptists don’t fuck standing up?” Dill asked.
“Tell me.”
“They’re afraid somebody might think they’re dancin’.”

“Stop making fun of White people,” MBI Director Lester Safer tells his two special detectives after they observe that the Hattiesburg Confederate monument looks like a big white dick.

This same directive will no doubt be issued to Percival Everett by the incoming Trump administration in lieu of a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

“If you want to know a place, you talk to its history,” Mama Z said.