Heather’s Reviews > Weak Heart > Status Update

“We all know it's a lie. I'll be back by December, dejected and depressed after another failed exorcism attempt. Fadwa will have me over for a shitty dinner and the girls will try to resurrect the chicken or something and I'll sit there, silent and stressed while her father makes threatening eyebrow gestures at me and I think of all the different ways I could go drown myself.”

Why is this so fun already