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Guerrero Iraola needs to die

bro no way he impregnated the Head and named her Jasmine 😭😭😭 wtf is his wife gonna think…

“He can smell her. She has a strong smell… but he likes it, thinks of the intoxicating scent of jasmine, wild and sharp, vibrant”

Not he likes her pheromones 😭😭😭

“He’s one of those people who’s not made for life. His face looks like a portrait that turned out all wrong, one the artist crumpled up and tossed in the garbage. He’s someone who doesn’t quite fit in anywhere.”

Damn ntm on Krieg

disinterred
I like that word

“There is a TV on with no volume. It’s a rerun of an old show where the participants have to kill cats with a stick. They risk their lives to win a car. The audience applauds”

why cats :(((( that’s so evil bro