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cannot wait to finish this “book” and wash my brain with soap.

this have to be the most ridiculous book I’ll read for the year I SWEAR

I feel like I am name shaming but I cannot stand that his name is Keller

“Keller, what level are we going to? I’m terrified of elevators. So, we need to take the stairs.”


please stop pissing me off. be terrified of him because you literally met him an hour ago…

“Women rarely spark immediate interest from me; I make them work for the privilege. But this one, just one look and my dick is twitching.”

i beg your pardon ? am i supposed to like this dude or ?

honestly why do i this to myself ???