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“How could anyone think I could kill someone? I can’t even kill myself.”

everything going on has been very sad but this made me chuckle

“Ingrid and I are not close friends anymore. She isn’t the same person. She’s a grown-up. I don’t know her; I know the teenaged version of her. I’m at this party because I feel indebted as a friend to the shadow of the kid that she used to be.”

oh well that certainly didn’t hurt me 😀

“Of course I’m a fraud. The fact that I’m able to carry myself through life without being crushed beneath the psychological weight of being alive proves that I’m a con artist. Aren’t we all con artists?”