Joycee’s Reviews > Space Cowgirl: Houston, All Systems Go > Status Update

Cookie isn’t cattle. She is a domesticated pet with specific needs and dietary regulations that will help her maintain a glossy coat and her sharp mental acuity.

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Calm down.

No women, or person for that matter, ever calmed down when someone told them to.

… couldn’t do with alcohol because Doc said it might make me more susceptible to the bends … after my emergency rescue from the pool.

Some women might want flowers, but Jules is the kind that will appreciate baked goods.

Nitrox is a higher mixture of oxygen than humans normally breathe in everyday life. It helps reduce the risk of decompression sickness.

Neutral buoyancy is how astronauts train for microgravity.

LCVG = liquid cooling and ventilation garment

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extra modular unit (EMU) backpack

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maximum absorbency garment strapped to my @$$ (NASA never says “diaper”)

Hey now, this ranch is what made us a family.

No, you moron. You’re what made us a family. You just happened to do it here.

If I was a man, I’d be a great networker. A team leader. A smooth talker. But no. I’m a flirt. I’m manipulative. I’m fake.

You may not have money, but you’ve each got a brain. Use it.

… he trusts you with what he loved.

… doesn’t that mean that he trusted me to continue his work?

Not necessarily. I think he just knew that you loved it here.