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"Survey the landscape using a “melanometer.” (Those not issued a melanometer at birth,as most Bajans are,have to develop one through practice.)..measures the collective melanin content of a crowd and calculates the average tonal factor(ATF).This ATF can be any point along the spectrum of complexion from barley-water white to coal-cinder black,a spectrum encompassing such permutations as light,fair,clear,clammy cherry