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Paolish is on page 33 of 108

Yeah, girl. Work that loofah.
Whoops.
My heart-valve has ruptured.

Sí, chica. Usa esa esponja vegetal.
Ups.
Se me ha roto la válvula cardíaca.

— Jan 26, 2025 01:59PM

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Paolish is on page 21 of 108

It didn’t work out.
I think I smash buildings because my father was distan.
All my firends are suckers.

No funcionó.
Creo que destrozo edificios porque mi padre estaba lejos.
Todos mis amigos son unos tontos

— Jan 26, 2025 01:59PM

Paolish is on page 14 of 108

We were just a few numbers off, Jeremy.
My friends always die at the absolute worst times.
dressed up.
trashcan.

Estábamos a solo unos números de distancia, Jeremy.
Mis amigos siempre mueren en los peores momentos.
Disfrazados.
Bote de basura.

— Jan 26, 2025 01:58PM

Paolish is on page 11 of 108

defriended.
emptiness.
Never-ending solitude.

Desamigos.
Vacío.
Soledad sin fin.

— Jan 26, 2025 01:58PM

Paolish is on page 9 of 108

Honestly, we think of him as more of an acquaintance.
La verdad es que lo consideramos más bien un conocido.

— Jan 24, 2025 05:59PM

Paolish is on page 8 of 108

All my friends are still alive.
Jerks.

It’s super boring up here.

Todos mis amigos siguen vivos.
Idiotas.

Aquí arriba es muy aburrido.

— Jan 24, 2025 05:57PM