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I opened my driver’s side door, still grunting and raging, and slammed the map against the car, threw it on the ground, stomped on it, kicked it, and just generally assaulted it in every way I could think of. I’m a little embarrassed to admit, in my mindlessness I was also taunting the map, questioning its virility, flipping it the bird, and cursing now in Spanish as well as English.
— Jun 13, 2016 04:29PM
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“No. I mean, I really, really missed you. I know we’re coming over for dinner tonight, but do you think there’s any chance you could meet me this afternoon for lust?” His lips quirked to the side. “You mean for lunch?” “Yes. That’s what I said, right?”
— Jun 14, 2016 07:22PM
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Sienna: If you re-arrange the letters of Jethro, you can spell ‘Hot Jer’ Sienna: Also ‘OJ Reth’, ‘Thor Je’, and ‘JT Hero’ All of which would make an excellent name for a DJ. Jethro: Whereas yours spells ‘A sin’ with ‘ne’ left over. Sienna: FYI mine also spells ‘insane’ Sienna: So watch out! Sienna: ;-)
— Jun 14, 2016 02:26PM
