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Disclaimer: The author in no way encourages sexual activity with a lamp or any other electic appliances. Actually, they strongly discourage it and anyone who happens to get injured for trying it can no way blame the author for their own poor decision making. This is a work of fiction and not a how-to manual, people. Use your brains.

Always read the disclaimers, people. 🤣