Manny’s Reviews > Ulvene fra evighetens skog > Status Update

Dontcha just hate it when, at the age of forty, you unexpectedly discover you have a half-brother, and then you spend six years agonising about whether you should agree to meet him, and then when you do you find he's like some character out of a fucking Knausgård novel?

Dude, are you aware that you just put the narrative on hold for thirty pages while you used your narrator as a mouthpiece to lecture us on the biology of forests and its philosophical implications? You some kind of woke Ayn Rand or something?

«Unasett hvor mye du mater ulven, vil den alltid se mot skogen. Vi er alle ulver fra evighetens tette skog», siterete hun. — Er det ikke strålende?

[This is claimed to be a quotation from Tsvetaeva, but o1 disagrees and says that Сколько волка ни корми, он всё в лес смотрит is just a standard folk saying and not original to Tsvetaeva]

Dontcha just hate it when, after weeks of patient trying, you've finally managed to arrange a miraculous date with the girl of your dreams, but you behave like an idiot all evening, completely wreck any change you might have of getting together with her, and then find that part 1 of the book is over and you won't be featured for the next several hundred pages?

Hør her. Jeg skal oversette brevet til din far. Det gjør jeg gjerne. Jeg ville ikke har betalt. Men til gjengjeld skal du lese Forbrytelse og straff. Okay? Er det ikke en bra avtale? Jeg oversette brevet, du leser Dostojevskij.

Jeg hade lyst til å si at jeg heller ville betala, men noe sa meg at det ville bli tatt fryktelig dårlig imot, så jeg nikket og sa avtale.

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her we go -o,
rockin all over the world