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Chicken. Bone. Broth. Chicken. Chick. Hen. Egg. Hatch. Girl. Not a rooster. Not a cock. Bone. F***. D***. F***. D***. Broth. Brother. Juice. Medium. Liquor. Substrate. Reagent. A bone in a liquor, an egg f*** in a medium, a chick's d*** bone reagent, not c*** d*** substrate. I don't even know whether they still sell the Juggalo Chicken Drinks or not...

[this is amazing and also I cannot do this for 300 pages]

D. has no d*ck. Or rather, they have an array of them, various sizes and shapes. A wind blows across the parking lot. It is difficult to historicize.

[Genuinely can't tell if this is a parody of annoying-as-hell queer academic who thinks shagging is praxis? I'm pretty sure this is ridiculous on purpose but I also hope I don't have to spend too much time with a narrator in this register?]