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“We did not attack them,” answered Thorin; “we came to beg, because we were starving.”
“Where are your friends now, and what are they doing?”
“I don't know, but I expect starving in the forest.”
“What were you doing in the forest?”
“Looking for food and drink, because we were starving.”

HAHAHAHAH

Bilbo actually killing these big spiders with stones kinda surprises me i wouldn’t have thought killing would’ve been part of this it seems so wholesome

ALSO WITH STONES? this is fantasy David and Goliath what do you meannnnnnn

old testament retelling let’s go

“The only scrap of comfort there was, came unexpectedly from Bombur.
He woke up suddenly and sat up scratching his head.”

not gonna lie i definitely thought he was dead and they were just carrying his body around um whoops

“When he heard that there was nothing to eat, he sat down and wept, for he felt very weak and wobbly in the legs”

FELT. felt this one in my bones and soul. me the moment i get even a little peckish.

“It is no use arguing. I have, as I told you, some pressing business away south…We may meet again before all is over…That depends on your luck and on your courage and sense; and I am sending Mr. Baggins with you…Think of the treasure at the end…”

it’s giving Jesus telling the disciples he’s gonna die but he’s sending the Holy Spirit to guide them? am i crazy?

“And don't be silly! You had better go to bed, your wits are sleepy.”

using this as a gentle insult from now on

“And don't be silly! You had better go to bed, your wits are sleepy.”

using this as a gentle insult from now on

some burglar he is - can’t even climb a damn tree
damn it Bilbo

already in love with Tolkiens writing wbu