We're Off Quotes

“‬"I‬‭ don't‬‭ get‬‭ it,"‬‭ Scarecrow‬‭ muttered,‬‭ shaking‬‭ his‬
diploma.‬‭ "I‬‭ think‬‭ this‬‭ is‬‭ a‬‭ dud."‬‭ He‬‭ opened‬‭ the‬‭ diploma‬ and‬‭ inspected‬‭ it‬‭ closely.‬‭ "National‬‭ University?!"‬‭ He‬‭ scoffed and threw it to the ground in disgust.‬
‭”
― Glen Nesbitt, We're Off

“You‬‭ take‬‭ off‬‭ your‬‭ glasses‬‭ to‬‭ try‬‭ to‬‭ appear‬‭ more‬‭ attractive‬, but‬‭ then‬‭ you‬‭ can't‬‭ see,‬‭ and‬‭ you're‬‭ in‬‭ love‬‭ with‬‭ a‬‭ blurry‬ girl.‬”
― GLEN NESBITT, We're Off

“‭Instead of being cowardly,‬ I wish I was Jack Bauer-ly.‬
‭”
― GLEN NESBITT, We're Off

“A man without a heart‬ is like a bean without a fart.‬
‭”
― GLEN NESBITT, We're Off

“‬"Which‬‭ one‬‭ of‬‭ you‬‭ first?"‬‭ the‬‭ Lion‬‭ challenged.‬ "I'll‬‭ fight‬‭ you.‬‭ Both‬‭ together‬‭ if‬‭ you‬‭ want.‬‭ I'll‬‭ fight‬‭ you‬‭ on‬ one..." He paused dramatically, raising a paw, "foot."‬ Dorothy frowned. "Why the long pause?"‬ The‬‭ Lion‬‭ glanced‬‭ at‬‭ his‬‭ paws.‬‭ "I‬‭ don’t‬‭ know—I‬ was‬‭ born‬‭ with‬‭ them!"‬”
― GLEN NESBITT, We're Off

“Dorothy‬‭ touched‬‭ the‬‭ Tin‬‭ Man‬‭ and‬‭ then‬‭ sniffed‬
the air. "He smells so good."‬ "That's‬‭ his‬‭ ax.‬‭ Get‬‭ it,‬‭ Axe?‬‭ Like‬‭ Axe‬‭ spray?"‬‭ Scarecrow quipped.‬
‭”
― GLEN NESBITT, We're Off

“HENRY: Tornado‬ season begins today, October‬
‭5th.‬
EM‬: ‭ Golly. It just ended October 1st.”
― Glen Nesbitt, We're Off