Amanda Milo > Quotes

“Why not any of them?”
“They weren’t you.”
She grabs my tail and stills it.  “What am I?”
I revel in her touch.  “The other half of my soul.”
― Amanda Milo, Rescued by an Alien

“I’d chain him in my basement and never let him go. Hmm. That was supposed to sound romantic, but even in my head that leaned a few rolls of duct tape too close to the creeper side.”
― Amanda Milo, Abducted, Auctioned, & Stolen by an Alien

“Before her, never has any being fallen asleep on my person. It’s exquisite torture. I’m at once warmed, full of affection both from her and to her: yet my limb has gone dead beneath her. Painfully dead. Goodbye, my limb. You will be missed.”
― Amanda Milo, Won by an Alien

“I note that she is much improved in demeanor; no trace of irascibility now. She beams at me. “Have I told you how much I love you today?” I pause. Well. That settles it. Perhaps chocolate is magical. She will have free-access to as much as she needs. I’ll hoe the rows of it myself.”
― Amanda Milo, Rescued by an Alien

“I want to turn in his arms and attack him with my mouth, with my hands—with my starving vagina. He’s really making the celibacy choice painful.”
― Amanda Milo, Blind Fall

“If my translation device is right, and referring to me as princess means you think I’m a self-important, temperamental person with superior tastes and a peculiar difficulty to be pleased; then you’re correct, and I take no offense.”
― Amanda Milo, Contagion

“What do good men, hard-working men, and wonderful men have in common? They’re already married.”
― Amanda Milo, Blind Fall

“Why is it hooking?” he asks in frustration. “Lack of opportunities, education. Comes from a background of poverty. You know, the common reasons for a chair to start hooking,” I offer helpfully.”
― Amanda Milo, Beth's Stable

“he whips off his shirt like a stripper—buttons everywhere. I could have lost an eye.”
― Amanda Milo, Rescued by an Alien

“I shake my head at him.  “Cloud gazing with you must be fun times.” “Staring at an accumulation of frozen water molecules while you ascribe fantasy animal shapes to them?  Sure is.”
― Amanda Milo, Alluvial

“Arokh made a low noise that rumbled not just in his chest or throat—but his nose. I politely tried to ignore how much it sounded like a velociraptor.”
― Amanda Milo, Abducted, Auctioned, & Stolen by an Alien

“she is not without the option.  Yet… She didn’t choose Grake.  She didn’t choose Brax.  Tara is choosing me.  She’s showing me in all the ways she can that she wants me.”
― Amanda Milo, Won by an Alien

“Boredom: a dangerous state where I make questionable decisions and say even more questionable things. “Hey, Z! Got anything under your sleeves today?” Of course he’s wearing Callie’s thongs. Angie snickers as Callie raises her eyes to the sky.”
― Amanda Milo, Craved by an Alien

“I’m going to lower you as a puppy sacrifice now. Prepare yourself.”
― Amanda Milo, Blind Fall

“I’m still whispering. Because if you’re going to talk about someone while they’re standing right there, you should have the decency to pretend to whisper, geeze.”
― Amanda Milo, The Quarry Master

“He had offspring and a mate who depended on him.  Worthless male,”
― Amanda Milo, Won by an Alien

“Maybe his parents taught him that aliens are gross and it’s given him deep-seated acceptance issues. Or maybe his parents are great and they did the best they could with him but he still grew up to be an ogre.”
― Amanda Milo, The Quarry Master

“I’ll hoe the rows of it myself.”
― Amanda Milo, Rescued by an Alien

“I begin to experience tightness and pressure and heat in my groin. “I’m experiencing the urge to mate with you when you make noises and buck like that,” I inform her. “I’ll fuck your brains out if you’ll keep rubbing my feet,” she pants. My fingers stutter in their workings. “Don’t stop!” Becky cries. “Sorry!” I tell her. “Your offer caused my processes to malfunction.” To my utter delight, breathlessly, Becky laughs. With great enthusiasm, I keep massaging my wife.”
― Amanda Milo, Smart@ss Cyborg: a SciFi Western Marriage of Convenience Romance

“Aurora, who can take down marauding mosquitoes—barehanded, is nervous around this seemingly smiling man.”
― Amanda Milo, Contagion

“Resale Technicians.”
― Amanda Milo, Abducted, Auctioned, & Stolen by an Alien

“I catch an enchanting whiff of her scent. Sharp, distinctively clean. Almost creamy, alien but wholly lickable. WHAT THE HELLS—likeable! I meant LIKEABLE.”
― Amanda Milo, The Quarry Master

“Hey: I read sci-fi, and I know things.”
― Amanda Milo, Beth's Stable

“Angie”
― Amanda Milo, Abducted, Auctioned, & Stolen by an Alien

“But the fuzzy one touched my arm. And that quick—my alien had him in a headlock and snap! Neck broken, he dropped the six-armed furry freak. “You’re a badass!” I shouted, a shot of adrenaline hitting my system and making me weirdly giddy as I wrapped my arms around his hips.”
― Amanda Milo, Abducted, Auctioned, & Stolen by an Alien

“I pat his knee. “Poor baby. If you wanted to give it a go after I’ve sweated and marinated in fried-pickle clothes all day, you’d deserve what you get.” He smiles tiredly. “You underestimate your appeal.” The back of his hand is suddenly brushing over my cheek. “At the end of today, any day, I’d have you. And Sue, I’d take you flavored with fried pickles any time.”
― Amanda Milo, The Werewolf Nanny

“he’s staring at my panties like I watch cake. (That would be with longing, appreciation, lust, and a little drool.)”
― Amanda Milo, The Quarry Master

“Wolves are fierce and stately predators that prefer to live in packs often made up of family members.” “Oh,” Bash says, still looking down at me. “Then yes. I was essentially raised by wolves.”
― Amanda Milo, The Quarry Master

“I’m merely admiring art. The pursuit of the aesthetic is a perfectly acceptable pastime. Some people pay for season tickets to the Met; this is like that, but with a man’s live back muscles.”
― Amanda Milo, The Werewolf Nanny

“Sympathy is a strong drug, and Tiernan is doling it out like a badass mothertrucker.”
― Amanda Milo, Beth's Stable