Olivia Spring > Quotes

“I don’t want to waste my life anymore. I owe it to myself to do more. Not because I’m being greedy, but because I’m alive.”
― Olivia Spring, The Middle-Aged Virgin

“I do not believe you. You have beautiful eyes. I love your hair and when you smile everything becomes brighter. It is like the moment when someone shows you the light after you have lives in darkness”
― Olivia Spring

“sometimes, in order to grow, we have to step outside of our comfort zone. Sometimes we can’t wait for everything to be perfect or plan everything so far in advance. We have to take chances.”
― Olivia Spring, My Ten-Year Crush

“Of course,’ I replied in agreement. ‘Like I said, I know it’s the right decision. And I know it’s silly, but I get these visions of a sixty-year-old me, sitting in a rocking chair all alone with cobwebs growing from my vagina after decades of inactivity and then turning on the TV and seeing Rich named as the world’s most successful architect with a thirty-year-old wife, three gorgeous kids, and they’ll be living in between their homes in St Tropez, the Maldives and LA, whilst I’ll be rocking away in a big empty house, regretting the day I’d told him it was over.”
― Olivia Spring, The Middle-Aged Virgin

“But sometimes, in order to grow, we have to step outside of our comfort zone. Sometimes we can't wait for everything to be perfecrr or plan everything so far in advance. We have to take chances. Tomorrow isn't promised to any of us”
― Olivia Spring

“In my attempt to be carefree, I hadn’t pruned my lady garden before I’d left, and it was like a jungle down there. I wasn’t expecting visitors…”
― Olivia Spring, The Middle-Aged Virgin

“M&S, Lola’s and Hummingbird should offer an emergency 2 a.m. cupcake delivery service for people going through a break-up, because sometimes a girl just needs to bury her face in frosted icing to feel better.”
― Olivia Spring, The Middle-Aged Virgin

“Because in English we have a saying: home is where the heart is. YOu have my heart, Nico. You are my home. So, if the man I love is in Paris, then there's nowhere else I'd rather be”
― Olivia Spring

“I’d be prepared to give up chocolate for a month for one night of passion…Actually, let’s be realistic. Maybe a week. I really like chocolate…”
― Olivia Spring, The Middle-Aged Virgin

“It was safe to say that if I was the last woman on earth, he wouldn’t even spit on me, never mind snog me.”
― Olivia Spring, The Middle-Aged Virgin

“Sometimes familiar things were bad because they kept you stuck. Sometimes, no matter how much you've been hurt, no matter how scary something feels, it's imortant to take a deep breath, take the leap and do those scary things anyway, because they move you forward in life.”
― Olivia Spring