Nicki Elson > Quotes

“C’mon good girl, be bad.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.”
― Nicki Elson, Divine Temptation

“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.”
― Nicki Elson, Divine Temptation

“She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.”
― Nicki Elson, Divine Temptation

“Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.”
― Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella

“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.”
― Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella

“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”
― Nicki Elson, Three Daves

“Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels.”
― Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella

“He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.”
― Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella

“He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.”
― Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella

“In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.”
― Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella

“Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.”
― Nicki Elson, Divine Temptation

“What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.”
― Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

“Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.”
― Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella

“Free drinks have no carbs.”
― Nicki Elson, When It Hooks You

“I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.”
― Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella

“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?”
― Nicki Elson, Divine Temptation