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“Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. ”
― Yeah, I Said It
― Yeah, I Said It
“Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, 'Listen, you're not pregnant.' I said, 'Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.”
― Yeah, I Said It
― Yeah, I Said It
“One show, I did a benefit for a feminist organziation....So it's all feminsts. Gloria Steinem is sitting right up front. I walked out and said, "Look here, I can't stay around here too long with you broads because I gotta get home and cook my man a nice hot dinner. Plus, he likes his blow job by nine forty-five." I though it was funny. They didn't. They didn't find anything funny. I thought, Oh Lord, I made these women mad. I stepped over the line. I continued. "Ladies, calm down. I'm just joking. He likes a blow job anytime.”
― Yeah, I Said It
― Yeah, I Said It
“white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.”
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“I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.”
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“Until a Drag Queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' I think you're focusing on the wrong shit.”
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“If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.”
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“I don't understand why people really get upset about something that doesn't affect them at all.”
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“Why don't you marry another gay guy? That was fun...”
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