Havan Fellows > Quotes

“Damn it, Ned. I'm a fucking dangerous man to play with!”
― Havan Fellows, Wicked Guidance

“A bang rattled the otherwise sturdy fence right before Wick saw small hands grasp the thankfully pointless top. Following that display of persistence came a kid flying through the air and hurrying to meet the ground. "Damn, superboy! Tuck and roll, tuck and roll," Wick hollered as the kid landed on his side with a thick thud. He hit send on his text message then quickly raised his phone and snapped a picture of one very pissed off looking kid. "That was awesome, all you need is the big S on your shirt and you'd be legit.”
― Havan Fellows, Wicked's Way Collection

“Wick raised his voice over Neer's, "There are five main swear words that are frequently used in the English language to hurt people's feelings. When used with lesser cuss words, you can procure hundreds of derogatory names. When combined to make compound words, your options go into the thousands, even higher if you aren't particularly worried about the grammar Nazis. If you insist on insulting me, I'm going to have to ask that you change it up each time. It keeps our romance alive, keeps the spark in our relationship.”
― Havan Fellows, Wicked's Way Collection

“I'm hung like a fucking horse, dance over.”
― Havan Fellows, Wicked Solutions

“He smiled at his reflection and checked on the huge piece of spinach stuck in his teeth. Oh yeah, and if you have something gross for them to stare at, they'll never see the rest of you anyway.”
― Havan Fellows, Wicked's Way Collection