Josh Stern > Quotes

“Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'

I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over”
― josh stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Most of us need something not to walk away from”
― Josh Stern

“Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”
― Josh Stern

“If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody”
― Josh Stern

“There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label”
― Josh Stern

“The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1”
― josh stern

“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Manners without sincerity, is called polite society”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school”
― Josh Stern

“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“If you're going to walk down the aisle together, best to go single file”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady...then stick my foot out”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“My greatest fault is trying to stuff the baggage of an impossible situation into the trunk of an elegant solution”
― Josh Stern

“What I lack in brilliance, I more than make up for in glitter”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses”
― Josh Stern