Em Wolf > Quotes

“Define seduction.
Skimpy clothes. Lap dances. Sucking the red off a cherry lollipop.
I don’t want to be a skank about it.
Look, sweetie. Obviously the nice girl, can-we-move-to-the-next-level-but-only-when-you’re-ready routine has not worked. What you need is guns blazing, no-holds barred seduction. You need to stop approaching this so meekly and take control of the situation. You need to set the atmosphere. Scented candles. Lingerie. Wine. Dinner. Handcuffs.
Handcuffs? Really?
You don’t want him to run, do you?
I worry about you sometimes.
Why do you think Lance has stuck around for so long?
Because you keep him chained to your bed?
That's not the point.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“The worst that could happen is you two get into a fist fight, in which I will referee but secretly be in your corner.
Oh really?
Really. I’ll even rub Vaseline on your face when he isn't looking.
What would I do without you?
You’ll never know.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Text him and see what he's doing later.
Prob hanging out around the house.
Good. So he doesn't intend on going anywhere.
Why? Am I planning on drugging and kidnapping him?
We'll use that as a last resort.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Adonis watched her strut away, friend in tow, like a peacock with a stick wedged up its ass. Tessandra Scarlatti. He’d hoped in his absence, she’d fallen off the planet or died. Preferably both.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“If you touch me, neither of us is going to that party.
What party?
Adonis, don’t you dare put a finger on her! Both of you get down here so we can take shots and go!
What the fuck is she, a psychic cockblock?”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Careful Cam, your vagina is showing.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Half-French, half-Greek, one hundred percent grade A asshole.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Adonis Benoit. What were his parents smoking when they named him? Talk about overly conceited. It was no wonder he had a penchant for megalomania.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Why the hell did she have to look like a centerfold piece for Maxim magazine? Who was she trying to impress? She already had him: hook, line, and sinker.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Adonis watched her walk way. More specifically the hypnotic sway of her hips. The skirt hugged the round shapeliness of her ass. She would definitely be keeping that on with the heels later on tonight. He wasn't the only one who’d noticed her sensual departure. Jealousy stabbed through him like a red-hot poker at the perverts panting after his girl. He balled his fists to prevent himself from doing something stupid. Like tearing out their balls and cramming them down their throats. Chew on that assholes.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“It wasn't Adonis that she didn't trust. She did. It was these skank hoes she had to keep an eye on.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Why couldn't she listen to him just once? Would it be that much of an insult to her feminist ancestors?”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“He didn't believe in keeping leashes on pussy and expected the same courtesy in return. That was then. This was now.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Remember what I told you.
Pick up the food. Get him drunk. Wait until his guard is lowered, complain about it being too hot, and begin stripping.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“I’ve missed that mouth of yours.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled