Jade Wolfe Quotes

“Define seduction.
Skimpy clothes. Lap dances. Sucking the red off a cherry lollipop.
I don’t want to be a skank about it.
Look, sweetie. Obviously the nice girl, can-we-move-to-the-next-level-but-only-when-you’re-ready routine has not worked. What you need is guns blazing, no-holds barred seduction. You need to stop approaching this so meekly and take control of the situation. You need to set the atmosphere. Scented candles. Lingerie. Wine. Dinner. Handcuffs.
Handcuffs? Really?
You don’t want him to run, do you?
I worry about you sometimes.
Why do you think Lance has stuck around for so long?
Because you keep him chained to your bed?
That's not the point.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Text him and see what he's doing later.
Prob hanging out around the house.
Good. So he doesn't intend on going anywhere.
Why? Am I planning on drugging and kidnapping him?
We'll use that as a last resort.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“If you touch me, neither of us is going to that party.
What party?
Adonis, don’t you dare put a finger on her! Both of you get down here so we can take shots and go!
What the fuck is she, a psychic cockblock?”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Remember what I told you.
Pick up the food. Get him drunk. Wait until his guard is lowered, complain about it being too hot, and begin stripping.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled