Adonis Benoit Quotes

“Adonis watched her strut away, friend in tow, like a peacock with a stick wedged up its ass. Tessandra Scarlatti. He’d hoped in his absence, she’d fallen off the planet or died. Preferably both.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Careful Cam, your vagina is showing.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“If you touch me, neither of us is going to that party.
What party?
Adonis, don’t you dare put a finger on her! Both of you get down here so we can take shots and go!
What the fuck is she, a psychic cockblock?”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“The worst that could happen is you two get into a fist fight, in which I will referee but secretly be in your corner.
Oh really?
Really. I’ll even rub Vaseline on your face when he isn't looking.
What would I do without you?
You’ll never know.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Half-French, half-Greek, one hundred percent grade A asshole.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Adonis Benoit. What were his parents smoking when they named him? Talk about overly conceited. It was no wonder he had a penchant for megalomania.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“I’ve missed that mouth of yours.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Adonis watched her walk way. More specifically the hypnotic sway of her hips. The skirt hugged the round shapeliness of her ass. She would definitely be keeping that on with the heels later on tonight. He wasn't the only one who’d noticed her sensual departure. Jealousy stabbed through him like a red-hot poker at the perverts panting after his girl. He balled his fists to prevent himself from doing something stupid. Like tearing out their balls and cramming them down their throats. Chew on that assholes.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“He didn't believe in keeping leashes on pussy and expected the same courtesy in return. That was then. This was now.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Why the hell did she have to look like a centerfold piece for Maxim magazine? Who was she trying to impress? She already had him: hook, line, and sinker.”
― Em Wolf, Tangled

“Why couldn't she listen to him just once? Would it be that much of an insult to her feminist ancestors?”
― Em Wolf, Tangled