Martyn V. Halm > Quotes

“You can’t understand my work if you lack the moral deficiency to kill indiscriminately.”
― Martyn V. Halm, Reprobate: A Katla Novel

“Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.”
― Martyn V. Halm, Reprobate: A Katla Novel

“Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.”
― Martyn V. Halm, Reprobate: A Katla Novel

“Common sense is only irritating in other people”
― Martyn V. Halm, Peccadillo: A Katla Novel

“I don’t like to walk around with trophies though, so the price goes up if the client wants something to gloat over.”
― Martyn V. Halm, Reprobate: A Katla Novel

“I look like a hooker.”
“A slut,” I corrected. “Hookers have pastier complexions.”
“The voice of experience, I’m sure.”
― Martyn V. Halm, In Pocket

“Your hand lingered on my butt to make sure I understood, right?”
“I did everything slow, so even someone with limited perceptive abilities could follow what I was doing.”
― Martyn V. Halm, In Pocket

“A good pickpocket isn’t afraid of intimacy.”
― Martyn V. Halm, In Pocket

“You better learn to regulate your perspiration. This is not collision theft. To flush is a sign that you’re hard at work. Nobody works hard riding the tram—not even the driver.”
― Martyn V. Halm, In Pocket

“Despite his short stature, the midget was obviously someone not to be crossed. She”
― Martyn V. Halm, Microchip Murder: A Katla KillFile

“Pickpocket is a sink-or-swim profession, not something that can be taught in the comfort of your living room.”
― Martyn V. Halm, In Pocket

“If you want to treat your book as a child, the finished book should be an adult, capable to stand on its own legs and able to weather the thunder. Not a baby that still needs to be defended.”
― Martyn V. Halm