Homer Simpson > Quotes

“Trying is the first step towards failure”
― Homer Simpson

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
― Homer Simpson

“I'm not popular enough to be different”
― Homer Simpson

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”
― Homer Simpson

“If you pray to the wrong god, you might just make the right one madder and madder.”
― Homer Simpson

“He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.”
― Homer Simpson

“Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws I don't work on.”
― Homer Simpson

“I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before”
― Homer Simpson

“Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson”
― Homer Simpson

“Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?”
― Homer Simpson

“Trying is the first step to failure.”
― Homer Simpson

“A ghost terrorizing my children is one thing; ...it's another thing entirely when he starts playing my Theremin”
― Homer Simpson

“I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff… and I want in..”
― Homer Simpson

“I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off.”
― Homer Simpson

“Why Dose Evrey Thing I Whip Run Away”
― Homer Simpson

“Why do things that only happen to stupid people keep happening to me?”
― Homer Simpson

“All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you’ve managed to kill some precious time.”
― Homer Simpson

“That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college.”
― Homer Simpson

“You tried and you failed miserably lesson is never try”
― Homer Simpson

“Operator! Give the number for 911!”
― Homer Simpson

“trying is the first step toward failure”
― Homer Simpson

“I'm not like other men. That's why you buy my pants at that special store.”
― Homer Simpson

“Every second I’m out of bed I’m burning precious calories.”
― Homer Simpson

“When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, for as the old saying goes, 'Let your children run wild and free.”
― Homer Simpson

“Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?”
― Homer Simpson

“Trying is the first step towards failure.”
― Homer Simpson

“Heehee. Look at this country. 'You are gay.”
― Homer Simpson

“Town Crier. I'd like to ask you a few questions. One: where's the fife, and two: give me the fife.”
― Homer Simpson

“Trying is the first step to failure”
― Homer Simpson

“- Io e i miei demoni siamo più intimi che mai.”
― Homer Simpson